Everything you need to know about Startup Accountability Roaster
You set startup goals and deadlines. Startup Accountability Roaster breaks them into concrete tasks, tracks your progress, and delivers ruthlessly honest feedback when you miss milestones. No sugar coating. Just accountability.
Roasts are personalized, deadline-aware, and designed to sting just enough to motivate. We don't insult you - we call out excuses. If you miss a deadline, you get roasted. If you hit it, you get momentum. The tone is sharp, unsparing, and deadpan.
Currently, Startup Accountability Roaster works as a standalone dashboard. We're building API integrations for 2026. For now, you can manually log goals and let the tool track everything from there.
All your roast records are yours. You can export your full accountability history as a JSON or CSV file anytime. Perfect for founder retrospectives or sharing with your board when they ask how accountable you've been.
Right now, Startup Accountability Roaster is designed for individual founders. Team accountability is on the roadmap. If you're a team looking for this, reach out and we'll prioritize it.
You can adjust the tone from Sharp to Slightly-Less-Sharp. But if you choose the light version, you're missing the point. The whole idea is accountability without mercy.
Your data stays yours. We'll give you a final roast for canceling, then you can export everything and leave. We won't try to convince you to stay.
Yes. Your startup goals and roast history are encrypted at rest. We don't sell your data or share it with advisors. We only know what you tell us.
You set the cadence. Daily? Weekly? We'll roast you on schedule. Miss a deadline and you get an immediate notification. Miss a second deadline in the same week and the roasts get sharper.
Maybe. The goal of the Roaster is to keep you honest. If you're the type who responds well to accountability, you'll ship more. If you ignore roasts, you won't. The tool only works if you have skin in the game.